snowongallifrey: a guy on the train just finished his book and started a new one immediately i think that is the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen (Source: mattsmithscock, via calmeirresponsible)

snowongallifrey:

a guy on the train just finished his book and started a new one immediately i think that is the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen

(Source: mattsmithscock, via calmeirresponsible)

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missmella: You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place. (via organsick)

missmella:

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

(via organsick)

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sexspose: when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once (Source: vensu, via whateverlizzy)

sexspose:

when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once

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(Source: vensu, via whateverlizzy)

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nickijuana:

Adobe falls!
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perfumeandpancakes: ellen degeneres can host my funeral (via whateverlizzy)

perfumeandpancakes:

ellen degeneres can host my funeral

(via whateverlizzy)

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poetic: is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes  (via codirose)

poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

(via codirose)

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sex-bom-omb:

Cutting off all my hair, buying this dress, becoming a fairy. Peace out Tumblr
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mama-panther: [cries but also keeps eyeliner intact] (via guardgirlsdoitbetter)

mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

(via guardgirlsdoitbetter)

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