foxalpha: falstafff: i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability. think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%. as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck (via bayleekyleen)

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via bayleekyleen)

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baracknobama: i hope manners is the next cool trend (Source: baracknobama, via bayleekyleen)

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama, via bayleekyleen)

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jadehariey: sukoshibot: jadehariey: jadehariey: What’s the tallest buildings in your city? THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES  I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest. (via bayleekyleen)

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

(via bayleekyleen)

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malijuanastyles: All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other (Source: nizzlekicks, via bayleekyleen)

malijuanastyles:

All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other

(Source: nizzlekicks, via bayleekyleen)

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makochantachibanana:

anya333:

When I was little me and my friends used to make paper flip phones in class and this made me tear up a little

HOW DO YOU DO THAT
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teamrocketing: mom: so how do you know this person? me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”* (via parmesan)

teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

(via parmesan)

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captainjaymerica: Guys, please take care of yourselves. Eat if you haven’t eaten. Sleep if you need to. Take a mental health day. Do what you need to do. Put yourself first when necessary. (via v3nti)

captainjaymerica:

Guys, please take care of yourselves. Eat if you haven’t eaten. Sleep if you need to. Take a mental health day. Do what you need to do. Put yourself first when necessary.

(via v3nti)

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thecatblr: horsiie: smart people can get stressed out by school smart people can get stressed out by school smart people can get stressed out by school smart people can get stressed out by school smart people can get stressed out by school smart people can get stressed out by school SMART PEOPLE CAN BE STRESSED OUT BY SCHOOL Smart people can become so stressed out by school that they dont care about grades anymore (via v3nti)

thecatblr:

horsiie:

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • SMART PEOPLE CAN BE STRESSED OUT BY SCHOOL

Smart people can become so stressed out by school that they dont care about grades anymore

(via v3nti)

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eythejedi: pomegran8: you know what’s dumb the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives you put it in words (via v3nti)

eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words

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catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison
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scott-pilgrimage: whosromeo: i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you i think it’s a fucking miracle  (via v3nti)

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via v3nti)

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compasswaters: 100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you (via guardgirlsdoitbetter)

compasswaters:

100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

(via guardgirlsdoitbetter)

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honey-andtar:

harlequinbones
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whoknowsyou09:

We should have these everywhere 
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